So I told Bella that we should do whatever she would like do (within reason) to celebrate her 40th birthday. I’m not sure this democrat anticipated that his wife would select playing golf at the Lawrence Welk Resort (welkresorts.com) in Escondido, CA.
Ironically, my wife, also a democrat, doesn’t even know who Lawrence Welk was. Nevertheless, off we go towards San Diego as I envision hideous images of plaid Bermuda shorts, pink polo shirts with little gray elephants embroidered on them, brown slip-on dress shoes WITH tassels and a TV equipped with Fox News Channel and ONLY Fox News Channel.