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About surrealist11

Writer. Born David J. Evangelisti in Colorado. David has lived in New Mexico, Colorado, Ohio and California. Enamored with movies from an early age, he enrolled in San Jose State University’s Journalism program. While studying journalism, public relations and filmmaking, he wrote and directed two films: “A Day in the Life of a San Jose Cockroach” and “Theft of a Shopping Cart” (in the vein of Vittoria De Sica’s “Bicycle Thief”). David earned his Bachelor of Arts degree in Journalism, concentration in Film, from San Jose State University. He began working in the areas of sales and marketing as a writer. In addition, he has written travel articles, travel memoirs, advertising copy, comedy bits, feature film scripts, personal essays and short stories. To date, he has written three unproduced feature film scripts: “Treading Water”, “The Other Cinema” and “A Sympathetic Lie”. From 2003-2004 he was an official taster for the Royal Academy of Wine Tasters. The Royal Academy attempted to create an unbiased wine rating system available to every winery, vineyard or wine distributor across the United States and around the world. This blog is a compilation of the following: a slang dictionary; personal essays; comedic rants; travel memoirs; literary journalism; feature articles; recipes; restaurant reviews; wine reviews; slice-of-life vignettes.

“Democrat Elects to Turn Forty in…Repubville?”

So I told Bella that we should do whatever she would like do (within reason) to celebrate her 40th birthday.  I’m not sure this democrat anticipated that his wife would select playing golf at the Lawrence Welk Resort (welkresorts.com) in … Continue reading

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“Poor Man’s Positano Italy”: Photo Essay…

We’re in the South Bay again (June 2013) on business and are touring Santa Cruz, Capitola and Sonoma in our spare time.

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“The Italian Experience in New England”: Photo Essay…

It’s been eight years since Bella and I’ve visited “the family” in Connecticut.  What better reason to make our way back than my father’s recent move back to the East Coast (where he grew up) combined with my cousin Susie’s … Continue reading

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40 More “Smooth” Moves…

Three and a half years have passed since I wrote “50 Smooth Moves”.  Fortunately or unfortunately the world as I’ve seen it has provided me enough ammo to write a sequel to my first piece.  The majority of these “candidates” … Continue reading

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“Hip is my Middle Name”: San Diego, CA

  “I don’t believe I’ve ever played a hip dude.  I don’t think I would have the wherewithal to do that.” – Eugene Levy We’re 11 days into our condo remodel and move-in day is a mere 13 days away.  … Continue reading

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