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About surrealist11

Writer. Born David J. Evangelisti in Colorado. David has lived in New Mexico, Colorado, Ohio and California. Enamored with movies from an early age, he enrolled in San Jose State University’s Journalism program. While studying journalism, public relations and filmmaking, he wrote and directed two films: “A Day in the Life of a San Jose Cockroach” and “Theft of a Shopping Cart” (in the vein of Vittoria De Sica’s “Bicycle Thief”). David earned his Bachelor of Arts degree in Journalism, concentration in Film, from San Jose State University. He began working in the areas of sales and marketing as a writer. In addition, he has written travel articles, travel memoirs, advertising copy, comedy bits, feature film scripts, personal essays and short stories. To date, he has written three unproduced feature film scripts: “Treading Water”, “The Other Cinema” and “A Sympathetic Lie”. From 2003-2004 he was an official taster for the Royal Academy of Wine Tasters. The Royal Academy attempted to create an unbiased wine rating system available to every winery, vineyard or wine distributor across the United States and around the world. This blog is a compilation of the following: a slang dictionary; personal essays; comedic rants; travel memoirs; literary journalism; feature articles; recipes; restaurant reviews; wine reviews; slice-of-life vignettes.

Writing Sample: Webinar Event…

Societal and Economic Changes Demand Re-evaluating How We Do Business Why are Traditional Leads Dead? Learn why and what’s replaced them at our FREE Webinar… If dealers want to continue to exist they need to be open to lead generation … Continue reading

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Writing Sample: Sales Letter…

My name is Kyle Farnsworth and I’m the territory manager for Devon Co.. We can increase your car count and average repair order by 20% in most cases. Have you lost customers to the competition down the street? We return … Continue reading

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Writing Sample: Sales Executive Resume…

 (Note: A properly formatted Word document that a client would receive will obviously look prettier.)   Kyle J. Farnsworth Anywhere, CA 949XX * 818-xxx-xxxx * kylefarnsworth@anywhere.net Summary Remain on the cutting-edge, driving new business through critical accounts and establishing strategic … Continue reading

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Writing Sample: Sales Letter to a Reseller…

It’s easy to get tossed in the “round file” when entering the Hollywood maze. Fear not — the affordable writers’ solution has just arrived. Dear Purchasing Agent, Everybody dreams of a better life. And everybody believes they can write. These … Continue reading

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Writing Sample: Screenwriting Competition Announcement…

Welcome to the 3rd Annual _______________ Screenwriting Competition! Are you having a problem getting your script into Hollywood? Have other script competitions let you down? Are you ready to take it to the next level? Then, now is the time … Continue reading

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