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About surrealist11

Writer. Born David J. Evangelisti in Colorado. David has lived in New Mexico, Colorado, Ohio and California. Enamored with movies from an early age, he enrolled in San Jose State University’s Journalism program. While studying journalism, public relations and filmmaking, he wrote and directed two films: “A Day in the Life of a San Jose Cockroach” and “Theft of a Shopping Cart” (in the vein of Vittoria De Sica’s “Bicycle Thief”). David earned his Bachelor of Arts degree in Journalism, concentration in Film, from San Jose State University. He began working in the areas of sales and marketing as a writer. In addition, he has written travel articles, travel memoirs, advertising copy, comedy bits, feature film scripts, personal essays and short stories. To date, he has written three unproduced feature film scripts: “Treading Water”, “The Other Cinema” and “A Sympathetic Lie”. From 2003-2004 he was an official taster for the Royal Academy of Wine Tasters. The Royal Academy attempted to create an unbiased wine rating system available to every winery, vineyard or wine distributor across the United States and around the world. This blog is a compilation of the following: a slang dictionary; personal essays; comedic rants; travel memoirs; literary journalism; feature articles; recipes; restaurant reviews; wine reviews; slice-of-life vignettes.

My 5th Grade Highway to H-E (double hockey sticks)!!!

Dear Dad, I’ve thought about writing you a letter like this many times before. As you know, selling has allowed me to pay my bills and continue doing what I loved – creative writing. Unfortunately, I’m usually aware of my … Continue reading

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“My Vegas Vacation on a Cost-cutter’s Penny”…

  “Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.” — Samuel Paterson   The only thing more humbling than being unemployed – is being reminded you’re unemployed. With my current stint going on ten months my outlook on life … Continue reading

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Writing Sample: Sales District Manager Resume…

 (Note: A properly formatted Word document that a client would receive will obviously look prettier.) JARED R. BRIGGS BRIGGS.JARED@GMAIL.COM • CARLSBAD, CA 92008 • 760-XXX-XXXX SUMMARY Business manager seeking to lead a team, build highly effective business relationships, execute a … Continue reading

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Writing Sample: Movie Review…

Title: Scoop This! By David “The Critic” Evangelisti Review of the Irish film, “Waking Ned Devine”: Plot Summary: Jackie O’Shea, a resident of the tiny Irish coastal village (population 47) of Tully More, discovers that one of his neighbors has … Continue reading

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Writing Sample: Marketing Letter to Customer…

Mark Davis 111 Who Knows Street Any town, CA 91XXX Dear Mark: Thank you for ordering _______________ for the Mac. A copy has been reserved for you, on back order at our special Summer Sale/Showbiz Expo West price. _____________ comes … Continue reading

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