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About surrealist11

Writer. Born David J. Evangelisti in Colorado. David has lived in New Mexico, Colorado, Ohio and California. Enamored with movies from an early age, he enrolled in San Jose State University’s Journalism program. While studying journalism, public relations and filmmaking, he wrote and directed two films: “A Day in the Life of a San Jose Cockroach” and “Theft of a Shopping Cart” (in the vein of Vittoria De Sica’s “Bicycle Thief”). David earned his Bachelor of Arts degree in Journalism, concentration in Film, from San Jose State University. He began working in the areas of sales and marketing as a writer. In addition, he has written travel articles, travel memoirs, advertising copy, comedy bits, feature film scripts, personal essays and short stories. To date, he has written three unproduced feature film scripts: “Treading Water”, “The Other Cinema” and “A Sympathetic Lie”. From 2003-2004 he was an official taster for the Royal Academy of Wine Tasters. The Royal Academy attempted to create an unbiased wine rating system available to every winery, vineyard or wine distributor across the United States and around the world. This blog is a compilation of the following: a slang dictionary; personal essays; comedic rants; travel memoirs; literary journalism; feature articles; recipes; restaurant reviews; wine reviews; slice-of-life vignettes.

RECIPE: Creamy Iced Maple Coffee…

This isn’t exactly a recipe as you will need to adjust additions to your coffee to your specific taste preference.  However, I will walk you through it even though it is a simple beverage to make. Step 1: Brew STRONG … Continue reading

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“A Dirty Birdie Sighting in Sycuan”…

Bella is looking to “get her golf on” now that her busiest work time of the year is behind her.  Our original golf vacation scheduled for the Carmel Highlands course in San Diego was adjusted accordingly due to the golf … Continue reading

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Writing Sample: Account Auditor Resume…

NOTE: The formatting will appear cleaner in an actual WORD document but the content would remain the same. JOHNNY APPLESEED Apple Valley, CA — 949-555-1212 — johnnyappleseed@gmail.com linkedin.com/in/johnnyappleseed ACCOUNT AUDITOR SUCCESSES • Initiated and Wrote Training Documents for California and … Continue reading

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RECIPE: Almond Butter Banana Oat Smoothie…

Recipe: Almond Butter Banana Oat Smoothie This is a great option for breakfast, lunch or dinner as a meal replacement. The combination of oats and oat bran are helpful in lowering cholesterol and it is very filling.

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Writing Sample: College Admissions Essay…

NOTE: I DO NOT write college admission letters for students.  I offer re-write suggestions, assist with editing and generate a dialogue with the students in order to assist them in presenting themselves in the best possible light.  This is an … Continue reading

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